Meet Jordan

I’m Jordan Naranjo— your favorite pattern recognizer, chart-reader, self-discovery enthusiast, and fitness fanatic.

Let me take you on a quick trip through the twists and turns that brought us here. It’s a wild story of college, law school dreams, soap, and an unexpected love affair with Human Design and Astrology.

Where It All Began (The Pre-Vortex Years)

In 2019, I started college at Florida State University, ready to take on the world of social work. Picture me: ambitious, addicted to the fruit and cheese box from Starbucks, and absolutely convinced I was destined for law school to work with kids in the justice system.

But here’s the plot twist: while I was busy acing my classes and hustling to finish my degree in just three years, something magical was happening on the side. I had fallen down a rabbit hole of Astrology and Human Design—pulling charts, obsessing over planetary placements, and telling anyone who would listen about their Rising sign.

At the time, I thought it was just a hobby. A little passion project I called Orange Tree Healing, named after my last name, Naranjo, which translates to “Orange Tree” in Spanish. I didn’t realize I was planting the first seeds of the work I was really here to do.

The Great Soap Detour

By 2022, degree in hand, I stood at the crossroads: law school or…something else? I chose the “something else” path (cue the dramatics). I spent time working as a youth care specialist at a crisis shelter, helping kids through some tough stuff, while also diving deeper into Human Design, Astrology, and spirituality.

At the same time, I was on a mission to heal my skin naturally after a rough year of stress and health struggles. The biggest thing that shifted my body, my skin, and all my health issues was aligning with my Human Design Digestion Type.

Enter: my handcrafted all-natural soap business—Orange Tree Healing 2.0. I loved creating soaps and getting to a root-cause approach to skin care. Here’s the funny part though: every single conversation about my soap would somehow turn into a Human Design deep dive.

I’d be like, “Yeah, this soap is great for sensitive skin… but do you know you’re a Manifesting Generator?”

It was clear what people were actually here for: my insights & guidance.

Fitness as a Lifelong journey

Fitness has been a central theme in my life for over a decade. It began with weightlifting as part of my conditioning for competitive beach and indoor volleyball, where I trained and competed for 10 years. Back then, it was about performance and endurance.

Five years ago, my relationship with fitness transformed. I started using weightlifting and movement to get stronger and maintain my mental health. Today, I approach fitness as a way to honor my body, manage my energy, and thrive as my authentic self. This shift has allowed me to blend my love for fitness with the wisdom of Human Design, helping myself and others discover sustainable and aligned ways to feel strong and vibrant.

The Birth of The Jordan Vortex

After a lot of soul-searching (and chart-pulling), I finally admitted what had been obvious all along: I’m here to teach, guide, and geek out over Human Design, Health, spiritual self-discovery, and anything else I obsess over.

  • I’m a 5/2 Emotional Generator.

  • I have Innocence Motivation, which means I do this work because I love it. Like, can’t-stop-talking-about-it love it.

  • My chart is wired for self-expression, cycles, and transformation with channels like 1-8, 13-33, 42-53, and more.

  • I am a Libra sun, Cancer moon, and Scorpio rising (real ones know I’m a Scorpio stelly) #PlutoBaby #MarsMama #VenusGoddess #MOTHER.

Human Design and Astrology showed me how to stop forcing life and start trusting my flow!

What’s The Jordan Vortex All About?

The Jordan Vortex is where clarity, healing, and alignment come together. Whether you’re just starting your journey or deep in your deconditioning experiment, I’m here to help you:

✨ Understand your energy and how to work with it.
✨ Make decisions that feel clear, confident, and aligned.
✨ Rediscover who you are beneath all the conditioning and noise.

We’re not here to force life or fit into boxes. You’re not broken—you’re brilliantly unique. My job is to help you see it!

Some Fun Facts Before You Go

  • I really am that girl!

  • I am a gym baddie! #IBuiltThat

  • I have healed every skin issue on my own and naturally!

  • I love watching freestyle videos and interviews/documentaries!Send me your favs!

  • I am Projector’s self-proclaimed #1 Fan!

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